Dude my mom stole all your condoms
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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