I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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