Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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