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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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