i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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