He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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