At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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