I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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