maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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