I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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