Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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