i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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