I think I died a long time ago.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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