a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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