hell yes lets make some ravioli
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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