Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Randomize