Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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