that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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