I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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