I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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