if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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