I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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