Cold hands, warm shart.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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