Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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