It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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