i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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