How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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