you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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