How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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