Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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