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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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