Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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