Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
