So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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