We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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