who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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