batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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