when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This baby is an asshole
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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