You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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