I heard we made out
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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