She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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