Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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