In America we eat man semen.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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