Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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