I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Randomize
