Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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