how can u be prego again
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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