So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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