If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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