she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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