shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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