it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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